Oh-Bill-Bill O'Reilly's "War" on Winter Stuff

Snowmen shall hereafter be referred to as Frozen Christmas Precipitation Men... It's all about the birth of the Baby Jesus...
(Damnit!) Don't muck it up!
And, anyone who tries to lump the Winter Solstice, or friggin' New Year's Eve into an end-of-year generic "Holiday" greeting --lazy punks-- shall be summarily executed by people claiming to be "journalists." Merry Christmas, Bill!

Below, is a partial CNN interview (organized by Fox News?) that just can't be beat...

CNN's Kyra Phillips is "conducting" the interview with some O'reilly-xmas-jihadist, and Sam Seder, who's being somewhat sarcastic here (He's from Air America, I think?).

Anyway, here's atrios at Eschaton:

Sam Seder did a pretty good job on CNN today giving this ("War on Christmas") issue the degree of respect it deserves:

SEDER: Listen, as far as the war on Christmas goes, I feel like we should be waging a war on Christmas. I mean, I believe that Christmas, it's almost proven that Christmas has nuclear weapons, can be an imminent threat to this country, that they have operative ties with terrorists and I believe that we should sacrifice thousands of American lives in pursuit of this war on Christmas. And hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer money.

PHILLIPS: Is it a war on Christmas, a war (on) Christians, a war... over political-correctness, or just a lot of people with way too much time on their hands?

SEDER: I would say probably, if I was to be serious about it, too much time on their hands, but I'd like to get back to the operational ties between Santa Claus and al Qaeda.

PHILLIPS: I don't think that exists. Bob? Help me out here.

SEDER: We have intelligence, we have intelligence.

PHILLIPS: You have intel. Where exactly does your intel come from?

SEDER: Well, we have tortured an elf...

There's more at the atrios-eschaton-link.

That's all. Merry Christmas to our (persecuted) Christian Friends... and Happy Holidays to ALL, Herb. [Credit too, AMERICAblog.]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY - HOLIDAYS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY - HOLIDAYS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Message to O'Reilly-xmas-jihad-monkeys:
Jesus celebrated Hanukkah, never saw pine-spruce trees at all (cacti, olive, palms etc.), and technically, celebrated what's "Christmas" with a Birthday cake. Right? So.
Retire & Let Live, as the saying goes!