Democrats Spank Cheney Down on Enemy: Iraq: No! ...Al-qeda: Yeah! ...DUH!
Dems unite on "war on terror" strategy...
Re-focus Our assets on the REAL ENEMY, while slowly bailing on Dick Cheney's NEOCON-DISASTER, the War-in-Iraq.
Dick Cheney, upon hearing the Dems' announcement, had a heart-attack, then killed a litter of five Cocker Spaniel puppies at a suburban Virginia PetsMart... (Just kidding--that last part.)
UPDATED: Thanks, Dick, for your tirelessly self-serving efforts as President. It's time to let the grown-ups back in. Just unlock the door. (Whiner!)
Re-focus Our assets on the REAL ENEMY, while slowly bailing on Dick Cheney's NEOCON-DISASTER, the War-in-Iraq.
Dick Cheney, upon hearing the Dems' announcement, had a heart-attack, then killed a litter of five Cocker Spaniel puppies at a suburban Virginia PetsMart... (Just kidding--that last part.)
Democrats vowed to provide U.S. agents with the resources to "eliminate" Osama bin Laden and ensure a "responsible redeployment of U.S. forces" from Iraq in 2006. They promised to rebuild the military...Roger that, Dick. Over, Herb.
:::"It makes no sense at all to turn Iraq over to the terrorists," Cheney said. "We can succeed in Iraq, we can complete the mission."
UPDATED: Thanks, Dick, for your tirelessly self-serving efforts as President. It's time to let the grown-ups back in. Just unlock the door. (Whiner!)
posted by Herb at 5:43 PM
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