Spinster Bill O'Reilly's Fox News: PRETEND POLICE!
Saw this CRAZY-BILL O'REILLY story on MSNBC's Countdown w/ Keith Olberman. [video]
Unbelievable, Really... Oh, Really?
Atrios has the radio-show transcript, pasted below, of Bill O'Reilly [don't laugh!] threatening a caller (Bill thought he was MEAN.) with his own pretend personal-police force... (or something?) Enforcing Bill O'Reilly's feelings?
"Local authorities?" Insane, much?
"Shut-up! SHUT... UP!
He's a little monkey: No spin there, Herb.
Unbelievable, Really... Oh, Really?
Atrios has the radio-show transcript, pasted below, of Bill O'Reilly [don't laugh!] threatening a caller (Bill thought he was MEAN.) with his own pretend personal-police force... (or something?) Enforcing Bill O'Reilly's feelings?O'REILLY: Orlando, Florida, Mike, go.Bill O'Reilly is like a mad school-girl with a crush on Keith Olberman (or something?). The caller simply MENTIONED Olberman's name, and Billy-O thinks he gets to have the guy arrested! [O'REILLY: "No, Maybe Mike is going to get into big trouble..."]
CALLER: Hey Bill, I appreciate you taking my call.
O'REILLY: Sure.
CALLER: I like to listen to you during the day, I think Keith Olbermann's show --
O'REILLY: There ya go, Mike is -- he's a gone guy. You know, we have his -- we have your phone numbers, by the way. So, if you're listening, Mike, we have your phone number, and we're going to turn it over to Fox security, and you'll be getting a little visit.
HILL: Maybe Mike is from the mothership.
O'REILLY: No, Maybe Mike is going to get into big trouble, because we're not going to play around. When you call us, ladies and gentleman, just so you know, we do have your phone number, and if you say anything untoward, obscene, or anything like that, Fox security then will contact your local authorities, and you will be held accountable. Fair?
HILL: That's fair.
O'REILLY: So, just -- all you guys who do this kind of a thing, you know, I know some shock jocks. Whatever. You will be held accountable. Believe it.
"Local authorities?" Insane, much?
"Shut-up! SHUT... UP!
He's a little monkey: No spin there, Herb.
posted by Herb at 9:18 PM
3 Comments:
Maybe the caller's comment was censored. That still isn't ok but that is the only thing that would make even a little sense. O'Reilly probably has Fox security ( or should I say a large US government agency that monitors phone calls and email correspondance) reading this blog. Great! Now I've said all the wrong buzz words and this site will be monitored. What a minute! Who is this? You have the wrong number! I'm going through a tunnel!!!
Da's funny mang. Busted.
And... "Guilty"
Of nothing, Herb.
A "SPINSTER," is (traditionally) an old and unattractive woman, beyond marriage-able age...
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Check, Herb.
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