The STUPIDEST Newspaper ARTICLE Ever?

Of all time. Okay, maybe, simply the dumbest FRONT-PAGE(!) article since the INVENTION of the PRINTING PRESS.
The New York Times; no surprise there.
It's a long article about SENATOR HILLARY CLINTON'S MARRIAGE; Titled:

"For Clintons, Delicate Dance
Of Married and Public Lives"

Chris Matthews talked about the article on Hardball, endlessly. [?] BO-RING! [!]

I'll say it: "Who cares?" SERIOUSLY.
(World melts, everything's ruined, Baghdad-burns and people die.)
THE END, Herb.

6/4 UPDATE: From the recently-added MEDIA MATTERS BANNER, somewhere to the right...
The stupid-stupid-stupid (Clinton-marriage-gossip) "news" article seems to be all some people care about, apparently. See these headlines, 6/4/06 articles from the banner:

Broder again defended his Clinton marriage speculation: "the Clintons have presented themselves to the public as a couple"

Marriage mania: Since New York Times ran article on the Clintons' marriage, Matthews has asked at least 90 questions on the subject...