We're Trademarking TWO NEW TERMS: "Afghanistize(tm)," & "Khandaharification(tm)."

As in:

Bush hopes, at best, to "Afghanistize" what used to be called "Iraq," principally through the military "Khandaharification" of Baghdad...

Thereby, really, achieving nothing.
At great cost... Again, Herb.

UPDATE: Definitions? Oh...
1) "Afghanistize," (verb) means to hire a few local thugs to sweep obvious problems, however temporarily, under the rug, then claiming, "Our work is done here! To the next 'war'!" (Also, noun: "Afghanistization")
2) "Khandaharification," (noun) refers to a small, secure(d) area -- usually a city or town -- in a country which has otherwise completely gone to the dogs. The holders of the "Khandy" usually pretend and/or claim to have secured / control the whole country. (Also, verb: "Khandaharify")

UPDATE 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah... It's been pointed out to us (Thanx!) that what-we-meant-to-say was "Kabulify," Kabu'lification." Accordingly, the day following the original post, we submitted "Trademark Applications" on those two terms, respectively.

AND ALSO: we learned the US Army Secretary already trademarked the term, "Afghanistize!"
Holy Schnikees!!!