Monday, October 31, 2005

DICK CHENEY should RESIGN! Before it's too FUBAR to fix!

How much have Dick Cheney's lame-brained, neoCon-PNAC-AEI, policies cost Us? "That... is the question!" Or that WAS the question, until I started adding.

Dick Cheney's DAMAGE TOTAL, List, whatever... So I started thinking: How much time, money, and resources... and damn, how many lives? We need to evaluate the consequences of EVERYTHING he directed for Bush, or hi-jacked! With W's affinity for "clearin' brush," VACATIONING, and "Mount'n Bike-ing," Cheney's been in charge of at least half of the BUSH POLICY FAILURES. Examples: Energy Policy, Iraq War, .Hali-No-Bid-FRAUD-Contracts, Enviromental Destruction, etc.

THE DAMAGE DICK DONE(funny!)
Here's the thing: We can't really start calculating the damage Dick done. It would be a waste of time, because HE IS STILL WRECKING-SHIT, EVERY DAY! He's making things worser(sic); And he LIES about WHAT he's doing, then LIES separately about WHY he's doing, it. Then, he denies that he said, did, or lied about anything.

So, with this post, we at thisjuncture DEMAND & INSIST("Hope" will work!) that Dick Cheney RESIGN(S) IMMEDIATELY, from the Office of the VP, in order that We might save The United States of America...


(Cue the Marching Band, Bob:
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Just kiddin' around
.)
(Well... it's not funny!
He's done some damage!)

This is a rough-draft: Dick Cheney, as GWB's Vice President, has:
Ruined, destroyed, lost, and wasted...
Squandered, stole, perverted, and/or
WRECKED the following:
Our Military
Our Treasury
Our Environment
Our Safety
Our Security
Our Economy
Our Reputation
Our Honor
Our Integrity
Our Privacy
Our Rights
Our Government
Our Strength
Our Future
Social Security
Medicare
FEMA
The National Guard
Our Military Reserves
Our Values
Our Money
Our Knowledge
Our Priorities
Our Freedom
Our Access
Our Oversight
Our Intelligence Capabilities
Our Health
Our Climate
Our Independence
Our Capacity
Our Options
Our Dignity
Our Potential
Our Influence
Our Work
Our Confidence
Our Elections
Our Country
Our Media
Our Character
Our Moral High Ground
Our Pride
Our Sacrifices
Our Communities
Our... Okay Damn-it, EVERYTHING:
Christmas,
Puppies,
Sunshine,
Peace, (NOTE: This is a "work in progress," and as such, subject to review and editing... And this is where I got a little carried away. But, so... You know!)
Minimalism,
Existentialism, (I don't even know how I spelled it/Forget what it means!)
Hope,
Friends,
Weather,
Seasons,
Evolution,
Orchids,
Little kittens,
Candy,
Sunshine,
Beauty,
Snowflakes,
Disneyland,
Gas Prices, (Note, add to the good-list!)
Clean Air,
Clean Water,
Fresh Berries,
Pancakes,
Boysenberry Syrup,
Banking,
The Messiah,

Anyway, there's some stuff up-top, good examples of the DAMAGE Cheney has done as Bush's VP, which may soon be irreparable(un-repairable).
And if anybody besides Ricky has gotten this far, without any explanation of what "FUBAR" means (for those un-familiar;), in the title--way UP there, then you probably forgot the title, or better yet: Don't care! F.U.B.A.R. It's an "acronym," for(WARNED: Rated "PG"/For Language):

Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition


That's FUBAR, folks, "F.U.B.A.R.":
"F*CKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION!"
Nice to know SOMEBODY ELSE felt the way I did, about things... and they came up with a catchy acronym. That's nice! Wish I knew who did it, I could bake 'em a pie! Thanks!
Roger, Herb.

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