"A FESTIVUS for the rest-of-us!" (bill o'reilly)

And a HAPPY FESTIVUS... TO ALL!
('specially Fox's Bill O'Really)
Best, Herbert Walker.An explanation...maybe?

...
FRANK: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
KRAMER: Is there a tree?
FRANK: No! Instead, there's A POLE:
It requires NO-DECORATION.
I - find -- tinsel...
Distracting!
KRAMER: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.
FRANK: Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the crawl space...

[Note: Always use an ALUMINUM POLE -- for its strength-to-weight ratio.]