Thursday, December 22, 2005

The "WAR ON TERRIERS," see, it's different from all other "wars." or: ...Dog-blog Tuesday?

See, the ENEMY in this WAR,
"doesn't play by the rules."

Doesn't wear a uniform, doesn't always carry a "weapon," so it's hard to identify 'em. It's a super-secret "cyber-sorta-war," too. "They use the internets to attack us," said the President... "We're just gonna kill 'em! Hunt 'em down, wher'ver they live..." ('long's there's oil).They hate our freedom! Kill 'em all. Then the war'll be over.

Or, if a Democrat gets elected President. Then it'd be over... Definitely!

RE: THIS POST: The Hardball(msnbc) host mis-spoke ("war on terrier"), and I coudln't resist some doggie pics; a bad pun.

But, there is an important analogy here:
-----Terror v. Terrier-----
Discuss in comments, Herb.

1 Comments:

Blogger Herb said...

I was just kidding... there's no "deep analogy." [Yeah, it's me.] So, I guess technically there's no "comments," either.

Okay, Herb.

NOTE to PETA: No animals were harmed in the production of the original. We were joking. G'boy!

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