CHRISTMAS ICICLES! Christicles!!! "Merry Christmas," damnit!

Those ICICLE light that everyone has-up now? They're CHRISTMAS ICICLES! Or "Christicles," They are about Jesus, don't lie.
And don't say, "happy holidays," if you have 'em hangin'.
Tabloid reporter Bill O'Reilly and Fox News supports this change, and will be assisting in enforcement. And, sorry, (y)our Jewish friends cannot use them. No! Nope. Fox News, Birth of Jesus! "la-la-la-la-la-lala." Je-sus!

Thanks, for your help in fighting this War on Winter-stuff. ...Happiest of Holidays, Herb.