ATTENTION WORLD: I, Herbert Walker*, SWEAR TO GOD: This Is NOT The Best America Has to Offer! (USA) ...*no relation [at all].

Whoa! Look again at those two scary specimens... If that, in the end, is -- as the media would have us believe -- the best our TWO-PARTY electoral-system can do, on a national level, then WE NEED A NEW NATIONAL ELECTORAL SYSTEM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, damnit! Like a whole new system; Scrap the old one and start over... No? Okay then, Herb.