DID DRUGS MAKE HIM STUPID? ...ALBERTO GONZALES, GEORGE BUSH'S INCOMPETENT LAWYER-FRIEND... "ADIOS, MUCHACHO!"

Bush's DISGRACED Attorney General & lazy Mexican (affirmative-action failure) lawyer Al Gonzales had a going-away party (today?) after RUINING the American legal-system and the Federal Courts... 'Hope we taxpayers didn't pay for friggin' refreshments or anything! Anyways...

LIVE & DIRECT, FROM THE DEPT. OF JUSTICE'S OFFICIAL WEBSITE [No link--trust me]... And as ridiculed by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show:
Transcript of Farewell Ceremony For (Bush's) Attorney General...
Alberto "Slowpoke" Gonzales:

"...(Alberto Gonzales,) History will capture all of the extraordinary records that you set in the area of drugs."

WELL, THERE YOU GO! ONE OF HIS COLLEAGUES @ THE D.O.J. REFERRING TO HIM AS SOME SORTA RECORD-SETTING STONER... IT EXPLAINS HIS APPEARANCES BEFORE CONGRESS WHERE HE LOOKED OKAY; BUT RESPONDED [OR NOT!] LIKE HE WAS IN A COMA, OR ON DRUGS, OR...SOMETHING...