ANNA NICOLE-SMITH DEAD... Cameras in (Jerry Springer's? ) court-room distract almost everybody: (Lost) War In Iraq? ...CHENEY SHREDDING DOCUMENTS?

IM-BEACH PUSH! Right?
Oh, the sex... element.
Brings us back to "Anna!"
Right? No, Herb.

PERMANENT MILITARY BASES in Iraq... That's Why Dick(face) Cheney Took Us To War in IRAQ!

PERMANENT MILITARY BASES IN IRAQ... Built by Cheney's welfare-company, Halliburton... ["When you pay your taxes this year, remember "Halliburton" has two Ls..." -P. Begala] ...That's why Vice Pres. Dick Cheney was recently quoted as saying:

"Iraq has been an
enormous success."

An "ENORMOUS SUCCESS?" Holy sh!t, for who?
Yeah, okay.... The real question should be:

What the hell is "Big-time" Dick (Cheney) doing, still running the White House, and dictating OUR foreign-policy for his personal-benefit?

Still? STILL! Jesus Christ, Herb.

Is The Bush Administration, COLLECTIVELY, The Anti-Christ?

They've got: GREED, DEATH, DESTRUCTION, LIES... plus their own-personal INCOMPETENCE. (INCOMPETENTS!!!)Maybe, just, Dick Cheney?
[Discuss, in comments...?]
Maybe, "Mr. Rove?" ...Herb.

Shameless Plug: *Save The Bears! [climate-change/global-warming]

THE PROUD POLAR-BEARS...
THEY'RE DROWNING! Global Warming: Another legacy of FAILURE, from the Bush Administration and their greasy oil-friends... Exxon, Esso, Ethyl, et. al.Cute lil' Panda...! But still, Herb.

*NOT a Super-Bowl reference**.
**Although, we were pullin' for 'em. :[

BUSH BUDGET: THREE TRILLION DOLLARS, [!], TO FINISH DESTROYING THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, & CONTINUE RUINING THE COUNTRY'S REPUTATION?

What a bargain! Some people (IN CAVES!) would do that for us for free though, or at least A LOT LESS MONEY(!)... Maybe we should get a couple estimates. No? Oh, alright, Herb.

Boston FREAKS OUT over battery-operated Cartoon Ads!!

I sent a music-playing Hallmark birthday card to a friend in Boston... The entire city & Postal Service shut down because the mailman in BOSTON saw a wire... 'true story, Herb.

Lite-Brite, Makin' things
with Ligh-igh-ight!
[Scaring BOSTON!]
Batteries & wires!

Cartoons, huh? I had a crush on
Judy Jetson... until I was, like, 15. (?) [Shit!]

MOLLY IVINS, Dead at 62 from the cancer... [We will miss her!]

A/P Wire: -- AUSTIN, Texas --

Best-selling author and columnist Molly Ivins, the sharp-witted liberal who skewered the political establishment and referred to President Bush as "SHRUB," died Wednesday after a long battle with breast cancer. She was 62...

God Bless Her... She can make 'em laugh-a-little up-there! --Molly Ivins, Dead at 62.
Good Night, Herb.