Wednesday, January 31, 2007

BUSH, "EMBARRASSED?" ...Please! HE IS The EMBARRASSMENT!!

NY Times (with edits):
WASHINGTON Jan. 30 -- The Bush administration’s allies in the Senate (McCain + Lieberman!) began a major effort on Tuesday to prevent a potentially embarrassing rejection of the (EMBARRASSING!) president’s ("gut") plan to push 20,000 more troops into
(The failed occupation of) Iraq...
Bush & Cheney have been
such an embarrassment...

I knew about Lieberman, but
McCain... A bloody whore?
Shame, on... them! All of 'em, Herb.

Rove CIA-Leak Treason Trial (tm): Cheney EXPOSED As LEAD-TRAITOR In Lewis Libby's Perjury/Obstruction Trial... [Watch Hardball on msnbc]

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MSNBC's Hardball has had excellent reporting
from the... Libby ~ v. Fitzgerald trial.
[Cheney, & Rove..., are losing!]
msnbc-transcripts.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Maureen Dowd: Deconstructing Delusional "BIG-TIME" DICK! [Vice-president Cheney]

Via-Americablog (Joe), The Incomparable Maureen Dowd [NY Times]:
(w/ commentary.)
Delusional is far too mild a word to describe Dick Cheney. Delusional doesn’t begin to capture the profound, transcendental one-flew-over
daftness of the man...
Clinically? Clinically: Cuckoo-cuckoo, Cuckoo!
Has anyone in the history of the United States ever been so singularly wrong and misguided about such phenomenally important events and continued to insist he’s right in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary?
(Rhetorically,) and categorically HELL NO!! And unfortunately, he's driving! Georgie follows Big-Time Dick with the blind-faith of a dog!
So, here we are!
It requires an exquisite kind of lunacy to spend hundreds of billions destroying America’s reputation in the world, exhausting the U.S. military, failing to catch Osama, enhancing Iran’s power in the Middle East and sending American kids to train and arm Iraqi forces so they can work against American interests...
Said before, it'll take decades to "reverse"
the(ir) reckless-damage & the embarrassment they, the Bush admin., have saddled the Country with.
Only someone with an inspired alienation from reality could, under the guise of exorcising the trauma of Vietnam, replicate the trauma of Vietnam.

You must have a real talent for derangement to stay wrong every step of the way, to remain in complete denial about Iraq’s civil war, to have a total misunderstanding of Arab culture, to be completely oblivious to the American mood and to be absolutely blind to how democracy works...
They literally DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING (anymore); about anything! 'Like (deaf) horses w/ blinders, they stomp ahead!
In a democracy, when you run a campaign that panders to homophobia by attacking gay marriage and then your lesbian daughter writes a book about politics and decides to have a baby with her partner, you cannot tell Wolf Blitzer he’s “out of line” when he gingerly raises the hypocrisy of your position... END -Maureen Dowd-
"Daftness," indeed. ...Bastard(s)!

That Wolf Blitzer-CNN-interview with Big-Time Dick was AWESOME. "Top o' the bloody Pops..." And revealing. Here's some off-the-top favorite Cheney quotes, from me as I remember them:
"Hogwash!!!" ...So what!
Bah, humbug! Bleh...
"'Not listening."
"Credibility, Wolf?"
Bah... Bah! "So?"
Who? ...So? "No!"
No, I'm not; You are!
"Your out-of-line..."
Cordially signed, Herb.

CONSPIRACY THEORISTS, UNITE! Turns out most of 'em were RIGHT! V.P. Cheney: "The Most Insidious Of Traitors...*"

*See here for George H.W. Bush's (!)
"...most insidious" TREASON-Quote...

L.A. TIMES:
...(A) former aide testified Thursday that Cheney personally directed the effort to discredit an administration critic by having calls made to reporters in 2003.

Cheney dictated detailed "talking points" for his chief of staff, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, and others on how they could impugn the critic's credibility, said Catherine J. Martin, who was the vice president's top press aide at the time.
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She described details of a White House media strategy, designed at the highest levels, that sought to rebut charges that Bush had misled the public in his January 2003 speech.

Martin said Cheney's talking points disputed Wilson's allegation that Cheney had authorized the trip to Niger. They also included information from a secret National Intelligence Estimate.
Jesus Christ, the "patients" really did take over the "sanitarium." I'm scared now. We might need to reverse everything... SIX YEARS!
The vice president ordered press aides to start tracking press coverage closely, while Libby was directed to contact reporters. At one point, the vice president gave a note card to Libby with information to give to a Time magazine reporter covering the case, while Cheney and Libby were returning on Air Force Two from the christening of an aircraft carrier.

Martin also described how she discussed with Libby media "options" to rebut Wilson that included a strategic "leak" to a handful of reporters...
'Problems with the "blackberry" lately. If you know what I mean. [?] I don't; "know," Herb.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Tucker Carlson said, "Democrats need to show us a plan for VICTORY in Iraq." ...VICTORY?

"VICTORY?" Even Bush only challenged skeptics for their plan to "stop the violence," or a plan with a "chance to succeed."
"Victory," Tucker? HA Ha ha ha-haha!"Victory" is so 2004, Tucker... [Got crack?] How'd the bow-tie kid from Crossfire get a tv-show? That, may be the best question, Herb.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Does ANYBODY Agree With Bush-Cheney On Iraq? ...ANYBODY! A Show of hands please...

Bush: "Failure is not an option..."
Anymore; we've already acheived that!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

AP: "Bush to skeptics: What's your Iraq plan?" [Your plan to clean up the MESS I made and LIED to you about!] RIGHT!

Bush Challenges IRAQ Skeptics:
What's YOUR PLAN To Clean Up The MESS I MADE In IRAQ?
A War I Waged & LOST Already?
The War That I Demanded, Politicized, And Lied To You About. ...From The Beginning?


"Bush to skeptics: What's your Iraq plan?"
AP -- WASHINGTON -- President Bush, on Saturday, challenged lawmakers skeptical of his new Iraq "plan"
to propose their own
strategy for stopping
the violence in Baghdad.

"To oppose everything while proposing nothing is irresponsible," Bush said.
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Bush said lawmakers "have a right to express their views, and express them forcefully. But those who refuse to give this plan a chance to work have an obligation to offer an alternative that has a better chance for success."
NO THEY F**KING DON'T, MR. PRESIDENT!
YOU HAVE A (NEW) OBLIGATION, NOW:
Answer some damn questions: 1) WHY WE'RE
REALLY THERE, 2) WHERE DID RUMSFELD
HIDE ALL THE DAMN MONEY? ETC., ETC.

"Skeptics" were ignored, denied-access, lied-to, and locked-out of every step of the process... It's entirely Bush/Cheney & the spineless GOP Congress's war... Idiot neocon-panderers!
It's been BUSH's failed "war," from the start.

THE "PLAN," SHOULD BE TO END IT & LEAVE!
NOT STAY AND "FIX" IT.

FILE UNDER: "Secrecy"
The Secret Bush/Cheney-
NeoCon Iraq-occupation.

Has George Bush Jr. Made The United States IRRELEVANT?

Pretty much...
He's been, uh,
"workin' hard."
And he's made-
some progress.

Plenty of FAILURES,
& PUBLIC BLUNDERS.
Really destructive; and embarrassing...
They'd thump their chests at podiums, then fall on their face(s)... over, and over, and over-again!
Yeah, him & "Dick," taking down the rest-of-us, each time they fall (fail).

George W. Bush is a BOY, we need an adult,
For Our President, Herb.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

We're Trademarking TWO NEW TERMS: "Afghanistize(tm)," & "Khandaharification(tm)."

As in:
Bush hopes, at best, to "Afghanistize" what used to be called "Iraq," principally through the military "Khandaharification" of Baghdad...
Thereby, really, achieving nothing.
At great cost... Again, Herb.

UPDATE: Definitions? Oh...
1) "Afghanistize," (verb) means to hire a few local thugs to sweep obvious problems, however temporarily, under the rug, then claiming, "Our work is done here! To the next 'war'!" (Also, noun: "Afghanistization")
2) "Khandaharification," (noun) refers to a small, secure(d) area -- usually a city or town -- in a country which has otherwise completely gone to the dogs. The holders of the "Khandy" usually pretend and/or claim to have secured / control the whole country. (Also, verb: "Khandaharify")

UPDATE 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah... It's been pointed out to us (Thanx!) that what-we-meant-to-say was "Kabulify," Kabu'lification." Accordingly, the day following the original post, we submitted "Trademark Applications" on those two terms, respectively.

AND ALSO: we learned the US Army Secretary already trademarked the term, "Afghanistize!"
Holy Schnikees!!!

President Bush's "IRAQ" DOES NOT EXIST! ...Delusion, much?

Juan Cole: Thursday, January 11, 2007: "Bush Sends GIs To His Private Fantasyland"
To listen to Bush's speech on Wednesday, you would imagine that al-Qaeda has occupied large swathes of Iraq with the help of Syria and Iran and is brandishing missiles at the US mainland. That the president of the United States can come out after nearly four years of such lies and try to put this fantasy over on the American people is shameful...
------SHAMEFUL, DISGRACEFUL--[BLOWJOB?]---And another... "DEFIANCE AND DELUSION"
The U.K. Guardian: Thursday, 11 January 2007:

...In opting for a troop surge, Mr Bush has ignored the message of the mid-term elections, the Iraq Study Group, Congress, his own top generals and most world opinion. US generals have difficulty enough maintaining current levels of combat-ready troops and are not convinced that more troops will make any difference...
It appears the sock-puppet "trust me" speech was a BALM! ...PANNED all-around.
Everyone, it seems, Herb.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Bush said, "Where mistakes have been made, the responsibility rests with me..." We say: "TALK, minus ACTION, equals ZERO!"

Take it, Georgie! Take that "resposibility."
It's... not just a word you say! You know?WHAT? RESIGN, OR SOMETHING?
Okay. Yeah... Sure, Herb.

The President Gave A Speech Tonight On "Iraq Strategy..."

He didn't mention how ALL THE PROBLEMS IN IRAQ, WERE CAUSED BY HIS ILL-ADVISED INVASION & OCCUPATION...

Nor did the president mention that all HIS WORST FEARS, if we leave Iraq "too soon," HAVE ALREADY FRIGGIN' HAPPENED...

And when he says "security and peace," he's talkin' about OIL... ECONOMIC "SECURITY." But he'll wait until the next President has to deal with high gas-prices until he clarifies that distinction, Herb.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Bush's Speech On Iraq Will Amount To: ...TRUST-ME... (Again?) ...WHY SHOULD WE? He has NO CREDIBILITY!

He wants more troops -- and the military can only scrounge up another 20,000. (The CITY of Bagdhad has SIX MILLION residents.)

And as we've noted before, Bush'll drag it out into a "two-year plan," which'll enable him to blame the inevitable disaster, if/when we leave, on the NEXT PRESIDENT. It's that simple, and he is that selfish (Bush is insane now.).The President And VP Dick Cheney have LIED, MISLED, and have been proved WRONG on everything. Disasterously-wrong time and time-again, especially on Iraq:
Why would, and why should,
anybody TRUST GEORGE W. BUSH?

Saturday, January 06, 2007

BUSH WILL let thousands more die, in Iraq, so he can blame the INEVITABLE-CHAOS on the NEXT PRESIDENT, in January 2009.


Larry Beinhart:
BUSH bet it all on Iraq, and HE LOST!
The moment he folds his Iraq hand, all that's left is to ride out of history on a Greyhound bus. There he goes, President Loser, bet his poke on the wrong war. Played the hand all wrong...
THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER...

His only choice is to stubbornly stay at the table, ignore the voices telling him that he's broke, and chase his losses...

(Bush), personally, has nothing more to lose. He's playing with other people's
lives and money...
AND JOE BIDEN: "They have no answer to deal with how badly they have screwed it up."
WASHINGTON -- Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del., chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, said Thursday that he believes top officials in the Bush administration have privately concluded they have lost Iraq and are simply trying to postpone disaster so the next president will "be the guy landing helicopters inside the Green Zone, taking people off the roof," in a chaotic withdrawal
reminiscent of Vietnam.

"I have reached the tentative conclusion that a significant portion of this administration, maybe even including the vice president, believes Iraq is lost," Biden said. "They have no answer to deal with how badly they have screwed it up. I am not being facetious now. Therefore, the best thing to do is keep it from totally collapsing on your watch and hand it off to the next guy --
literally, not figuratively."
Articulately said, Larry Beinhart & Senator Biden. Sort of what we feared most... and what we tried to say last year --
about a fortnight ago.


How shameful and embarrassing... that
this man resides in the White House (still). Postponing the inevitable disaster following withdrawal of our troops -- regardless of American or Iraqi lives lost --
BECAUSE
THEY DON'T
WANNA BE
BLAMED[!] for the mess they have screwed up so badly??? Please!!!
"They next guy should've stuck to 'the mission'" is what they'll say.
THE DEMOCRATS NEED TO MAKE BUSH END HIS IRAQ-OCCUPATION-DEBACLE ON HIS WATCH! They should demand withdrawal of troops by Christmas 2007. THE END!
It's criminal: the selfish-incompetence, Herb.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

When will Our County's latest "Long National Nightmare" be "Finally Over?"

One last nod (in the title) to Gerald Ford.

It's a good question, too, damnit!
NIXON RESIGNED... Can you even imagine Bush resigning? Does the president really need to get a blowjob, as a prerequisite, before he can be IMPEACHED? It seems silly, when, unlike with Clinton's impeachment ordeal, there are obvious HIGH CRIMES and MISDEMEANORS in Cheney-- er, uh, Bush's administration.
Why require fellatio, infidelity; personal stuff?Hmmph! Must be somethin' in the Constitution; James Madison, smart-cookie.
Sincerely, Herb.

Military Times Poll: NOW TROOPS HATE BUSH TOO!

The Bush Administration, INCOMPETENT, Inc.;
More disapproval, by the troops now;
But they'll "stay the course."
Via story @ Americablog, troops no longer support President Bush or his bungling of the Bush-Cheney Iraq-Occupation, "war." This, according to the paper read by the troops and their families,
The Military Times:
The American military — once a staunch supporter of President Bush and the Iraq war — has grown increasingly pessimistic about chances for victory.

For the first time, more troops disapprove of the president’s handling of the war than approve of it. Barely one-third of service members approve of the way the president is handling the war, according to the 2006 Military Times Poll...
In 2004 — 83 percent of poll respondents thought success in Iraq was likely. This year, that number has shrunk to 50 percent.

Only 35 percent of the military members polled this year said they approve of the way President Bush is handling the war, while 42 percent said they disapproved.
We suspect Bush & Cheney don't likely care what the troops think...
Bush would let a few thousand more die, if he thought he could salvage a legacy. [I know!]
And Big Time Dick (Cheney), is happy as long as KBR & Halliburton -- his welfare babies -- are building stuff, tearing stuff down, or otherwise ripping off the US Treasury -- your tax dollars. 'Mine, Herb.

United States Troop Killed In Iraq Exceeds 3,000... ...When?

"When is enough enough, Mr. President?"
If "X" = U.S. Troops needlessly killed in Bush/Cheney's Iraq Occupation, Then we now have over 3,000X. [And, that sucks!]
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Monday, January 01, 2007

[H.N.Y.!] Let's Make It A Year Of Responsibility and Oversight! (JOY TO THE WORLD!)

'Wishing you and yours all the best, and a productive 2007... HAPPY NEW YEAR!
From the staff @ the Juncture, Herb.