EARLY STAGE ABJECT FAILURE

STAGE 1: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH...
[DEER, HEADLIGHTS!]STAGE 2: TWENTY MINUTES LATER...
[SLOTH, SLEEPING?]Bush has failed America in fighting terrorism and... has put this nation at great risk...
From his childish dismissal of a CIA intelligence warning in August of 2001 that bin Laden was determined to strike in the U.S., to his failure to capture bin Laden, to his failed war on nation states instead of terrorists, Bush has put America's national security in peril.
'SOILED America's reputation.
'RUINED Our military too.
'LIAR, LIAR, PANTS... BURNING!
Most INCOMPETENT President
to ever steal the office?
You decide!

Airplane Fabric-Bomb Plot Thwarted, Airport Security Procedures Tightened

BREAKING NEWS: [-parody-]

SEVERAL ARRESTS TODAY, AS THE JUSTICE DEPT. BUSTED A NEL QUEDA PLOT, THIS ONE INVOLVING DOMESTIC-FLIGHTS TO STATES WITH CITIES. THE TERRO'ISTS PLANNED TO USE C4 PLASTIQUE THREADS WOVEN INTO EVERYDAY FABRICS... THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION CREDITS DOMESTIC-WIRETAPPING AND TORTURE, AND ASSURED THE PUBLIC THAT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION HAD "PROTECTED THEM..."

PRESS RELEASE: T.S.A. / HOMELAND SECURITY ANNOUNCES NEW DOMESTIC TRAVEL RULES, SECURITY PROCEDURES:
FOLLOWING THE USUAL SCREENING/SECURITY-CHECKS, TICKETED PASSENGERS WILL BE ASKED TO DISROBE COMPLETELY AT THE GATE, AT WHICH TIME EACH PASSENGER WILL BE ISSUED A TSA "FLIGHT PARKA" (ONE SIZE FITS ALL). THE MANDATORY YELLOW PAPER-LIKE PARKAS WILL BE WORN BY ALL AIR-TRAVELERS TO THEIR DESTINATION, AND SINCE THEY WON'T BE GETTING THEIR CLOTHES BACK, THEY CAN KEEP THE NAPKIN... HAVE A NICE DAY!

DUDE...

You're gettin' a Dell:'Laptop, dude, Herb.

TREASON & "The Most INSIDIOUS of TRAITORS"

VALERIE PLAME WILSON AND FORMER AMBASSADOR JOSEPH WILSON NAME SUCCESSOR COUNSEL

Washington D.C. - Former CIA officer Valerie Plame Wilson and her husband former Ambassador Joseph Wilson announced today that they have engaged the non-profit, public interest organization Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) as successor counsel and Joseph Cotchett and Frank Pitre with the law firm of Cotchett, Pitre, Simon & McCarthy as trial counsel in their case against Vice President Dick Cheney,
his former Chief of Staff I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, top Presidential advisor Karl Rove and other unnamed current and former administration officials...The Wilsons have filed a sweeping federal civil lawsuit against the defendants for their involvement in intentionally exposing Valerie Wilson’s classified CIA status to reporters in order to punish and seek revenge against Joseph Wilson for publicly disputing statements made by President Bush in his 2003 State of the Union address justifying the war in Iraq. During this next phase of the litigation, the Wilsons will work closely with their new legal counsel in their efforts to uncover the truth surrounding the leak, to ensure all relevant public officials are held accountable for their actions and to deter similar offenses from being committed in the future.

Good, Herb.

The FAT LADY SINGS... on msnbc's Hardball [somebody get a mop!]

And that's how we know it's o-ver!

V... Evey...

"V for Vendetta" DVD,
a Parable for the
Despotism of Our Times

Movie, good.
Evey, better.
Roger that, Herb.

[Whoa Beavis, Queen Amidalla's HOT...
Huh-huh. Yeah.]