Thursday, November 30, 2006

Not Very Presidential: President Bush Fails Miserably At Basic Diplomacy Too... [Snubbed!]

BODY LANGUAGE QUIZ:
1) Which person in the picture below is DESPERATE, and which one is ANGRY for being publicly called an incompetent-liar?
...Make your selections now...2) Which person in the picture below is an ASS KISSER, and which one is EMBARRASSED to be seen with the other?
...Make your selections now...
Thank you for participating in the Body Language Quiz. After the usual delay, results will be posted in the Memorial Union... Forward, Herb.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

GALL: Bush Admin. Memo... Iraqi Leader Maliki Is Ignorant, Incompetent, and/or A Liar!

Who does George Bush work for? WHITE HOUSE LEAKS (another) CLASSIFIED MEMO: Hadley memo to Bush, re: Maliki...
"His intentions seem good... But the reality on the streets of Baghdad suggests Maliki is either ignorant of what is going on, misrepresenting his intentions, or that his capabilities are not yet sufficient to turn his good intentions into action.”
The Bush administration? "People who live in glass hou--" -/- --Oh, my... Jesus Christ!
BREAKING: Pot calls kettle "warm, iron, and cookware;" then leaks memo.
Well, 'takes-one-to-know-one on all three:
IGNORANT? Check. MISREPRESENTING & INCAPABLE? Check, and... check!
YES, they've NO shame, Herb.

Former Texas Governor, George W. Bush, Tours The Globe... EMBARASSING US!

George Walter Bush, son of
President George H.W. Bush.

Friday, November 24, 2006

NOVAK: V.P. Dick Cheney is "PROFOUNDLY DISTURBED."

We couldn't have said it better than Douchebag Of Liberty and insidious-traitor-extraordinaire, GOP-shill Robert Novak:
"Vice President Cheney, is reported to be profoundly disturbed...."
Apparently [story at link] Dick's angry about Rummy finally being fired...
Really? Fired for losing two wars against third-world countries & ruining Our military & standing in the world...
Odd, 'makes me feel better.

Sorry DICK!NEXT!!! Nice, Herb.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! [4th Thursday in November**.]

Unlike the 2004 airbrush-picture above, George Bush chickened-out this year, and stayed away from the death, destruction, and disaster he started, then bungled & botched: Iraq...

Happy Thanksgiving! From, Herb, and the entire staff, here at the Juncture.

**Established by Lincoln
(saw it on the History Channel;
-- call your cable-provider;)

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

[Hillary Clinton] The US & World Are NOT READY For THIS WOMAN To Be PRESIDENT...

Maybe we're ready for THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT in United States history [?], but NOT Hillary Clinton! She's a "deathwish" candidate for the Dems...

If the G.O.P. really thinks she's such a good candidate, they can have her. She is a puching-bag for them... A lightning-rod for voters (outside NY). And most importantly, SHE'D NEVER WIN! So, she's OUT... (Phew!)
Debunking the common-wisdom on 2008 "frontrunners," Herb.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Hecklers Attack Kramer With Racial Slur: CRACKER-ASS ?

I am offended, Herb.

Monday, November 20, 2006

"We're Sorry Senator, But Apparently You Need To Be At Least 18 Years Old..."

FROM WIKIPEDIA...
Section One of Article II of the U.S. Constitution states that the President must be a natural born citizen of the United States... at least 35 years of age...
We stand corrected: You need to be 35!
Well, you're a smart young man (emphasis: "young"). Keep workin' hard, and come back to see us when you start getting gray hairs. And if you see Hillary, tell her to come see us here at the Junction. Thanks!
Good luck, Herb. (Conyers / Colbert - 2008!)

Corection #2: It's:
"Juncture," damnit!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Screw the "Common Wisdom!" Dems Should Issue SUBPOENAS, and Initiate G.O.P. / W.H. INVESTIGATIONS... Stop Bush & Cheney! [Rant-warning.]


TV-news "pundits,"* and lots of "experts" all seem to be workin' from the same script these days, on issue after issue:
The Dems have to legislate from the middle...
They shouldn't issue subpoenas to Bush/Cheney...
Hillary Clinton & Obama are the only choices, okay Johnkerry too, the Dems have for Pres. in 2008...
Respect THIS president, even though WE treated the last one with contempt -- either: because we say so, or "there's a war," or something...
Nobody wants to see impeachment proceedings...

It's all BushRovian BS...
Oh, and speaking of the occupation of Iraq, or the "war:"
--EVERYTHING they suggest might "result" from bailing out of Iraq (sooner, rather than later. [or never!]) HAS ALREADY F**KING HAPPENED, for God's sake! Think about it: Civil-war? Check. Destabilization of the Middle-east? Check. Sectarian violence? Check. An exodus of Iraqi-refugees? Check. Ethnic-cleansing? Check! Friggin' burkas for de-bitches? Check. Radicalization, Iranian-influence, AQ-training ground, broken-borders-everywhere... Check, check, check-check!
So: SCREW THE "COMMON WISDOM..."
[& SCREW THE PUNDITS WHO PEDDLE IT!]
Thank you guten-nacht! Signed, Herb.

*Keith Olberman, from MSNBC's Countdown, is not part of this "news/pundit" group.

Friday, November 17, 2006

(Curious:) George Goes to Viet Nam [Finally!]

Dark Matter... Discovered? [Science Friday]

"Dark Energy" Discovered...A NASA photograph shows a supernova explosion... Scientists recently found in distant supernovae that "dark energy" helped push the universe outward... The idea of dark energy was first proposed by Albert Einstein...
Click link for the story, Herb.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

QUACK... QUACK! QUACK!!! [Lame Duck Bush, G.O.P.]










"LAME," INDEED. (AND "SITTING!")

OR... His Goose Is Cooked.
Stick-a-fork-in him... HE'S DONE!
Lame... cooked, Herb.

Monday, November 13, 2006

DADDY, DADDY, DADDY... Same Old Story: BUSH JR. IS A FAILURE

As he did to his unsuccessful businesses, George W. Bush is doing to the country -- leading it down a path of failure:
--bankrupting (Federal) deficits,
--incompetence & mismanagement,
--lies, deception, & secrecy,
--cronyism, lawlessness, etc.

Redux: Daddy, Jim Baker, and the Saudi Royals to the "rescue?"
Methinks they're not here to rescue Us, Herb.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY!

And Welcome Back,
To The United States Of America!
To Hell With The Liars, The Incompetents.
Issue Those Subpoenas... Straightaway, Herb.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

BUSH FUMBLES, FLIP-FLOPS, FIRES DON RUMSFELD

Oh, come-on! ...RUMMY SACKED?
Goodness gracious... Golly gee-willickers!
And then Bush, caught lyin' about it, Herb.

[NBC CONFIRMS] DEMS TAKE SENATE... RECOUNT THIS:

Click-Pic(tm), Breaking...
MORE: AP on Dems' "sweep".
UPDATE: Thursday, finally, George Macaca Allen graciously concedes his Senate seat to Democrat Webb.

As Bob Marley said, "YOU CAN FOOL SOME PEOPLE SOME TIME; BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME..."





[Fool!]




...NOW YOU SEE THE LIGHT, Herb.

Nancy Pelosi hands "Fatty" Hastert his WALKING PAPERS

EMBELLISHMENT: ...A visibly upset Fatty Hastert lunged at the Speaker Elect, swinging at her (and missing) with a wooden mallet which he had snuck into the House under his chin(s). Before he could lunge at Speaker Pelosi a second time, he was tackled and subdued by Capitol Police. House Speaker Pelosi was not injured. A spokesperson for Hastert said Tuesday's election losses had "weighed heavily" on him, and that he "may have been on meth..." (methamphetamines.) Or Ambien, and alcohol. -Herb

Democrats take control of the Senate too? Voters reject GOP

Yeah... damn straight. You got that right!

I guess technically it's up-in-the-air still, because Macaca-Allen might file lawsuits and demand endless recounts. Sore loser?
But it looks like the minority-party really KICKED ASS!

Taking back
BOTH houses
of Congress.
Karl Rove: Big, big, big LOSER! Big-time, Herb.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Stand beside her; And guide her; Thru the night; With a light; From above...

Brothers & sisters... Let us pray!

UPDATE: Sorry, I started freakin' out, man!

So, @ midnite Eastern: Dems take House; Senate hangs on outcomes/recount(s) in four races: Virginia("macaca"), Missouri, Montana, Tennessee. 'Night, Karl, Herb.

If they STEAL another ELECTION, we're gonna have to RIOT!

We... "The People."
Right? ...Damnit, Herb.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Remember, Bush threatened to keep Rumsfeld & Cheney thru 2009! ...VOTE For Oversight!

VOTE:VOTE,VOTE.

Two or 3 times, if possible, Herb.

Republicans placing harassing & illegal "robocalls" to Democrats

UNPLUG YOUR PHONE:

If they call you... See tpm, for latest.

Desperate bastards!
'Sore losers, Herb.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Court in US-occupied Iraq sentences Sad'dam to die for "crimes against humanity..."

..............YAWN... Pardon me, Herb.

Bush & House Republicans post Iraq's (1980s) NUKE PLANS on internet. Against all advice...

*Before the Gulf War, in 1990,
Iraq had a nuclear program...
* Dramatization: Plans here,
are for an espresso machine.
No breaches here, Herb.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

GW Bush's Evangelical Preacher (Ted Haggard), Caught Buying Crystal Meth & Gay Hooker(s).

Here's the picture the White House doesn't want you to see. Disgraced Evangelical preacher Ted Haggard at a weekly White House meeting -- advising President Bush on social policy(!):Ho-ly... shee-yite!
File under "Extreme Hypocrisy," Herb.

Friday, November 03, 2006

"IT'S A BLOODBATH..." (Iraq)

BUSH & G.O.P. ARE BANKRUPT: Fiscally, Morally, Politically...

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Fully 70% of Americans think Bush has NO PLAN WHATSOEVER for the QUAGMIRE in IRAQ

NYT EDITORIAL, 11/02/06:

As President Bush throws himself into the final days of a particularly nasty campaign season, he’s settled into a familiar pattern of ugly behavior. Since he can’t defend the real world created by his policies and his decisions, Mr. Bush is inventing a fantasy world in which to campaign on phony issues against fake enemies.

In Mr. Bush’s world, America is making real progress in Iraq. In the real world, as Michael Gordon reported in yesterday’s Times, the index that generals use to track developments shows an inexorable slide toward chaos. In Mr. Bush’s world, his administration is marching arm in arm with Iraqi officials committed to democracy and to staving off civil war. In the real world, the prime minister of Iraq orders the removal of American checkpoints in Baghdad and abets the sectarian militias that are slicing and dicing their country.

In Mr. Bush’s world, there are only two kinds of Americans: those who are against terrorism, and those who somehow are all right with it. Some Americans want to win in Iraq and some don’t. There are Americans who support the troops and Americans who don’t support the troops. And at the root of it all is the hideously damaging fantasy that there is a gulf between Americans who love their country and those who question his leadership.

Mr. Bush has been pushing these divisive themes all over the nation, offering up the ludicrous notion the other day that if Democrats manage to control even one house of Congress, America will lose and the terrorists will win. But he hit a particularly creepy low when he decided to distort a lame joke lamely delivered by Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts. Mr. Kerry warned college students that the punishment for not learning your lessons was to “get stuck in Iraq.” In context, it was obviously an attempt to disparage Mr. Bush’s intelligence. That’s impolitic and impolite, but it’s not as bad as Mr. Bush’s response. Knowing full well what Mr. Kerry meant, the president and his team cried out that the senator was disparaging the troops. It was a depressing replay of the way the Bush campaign Swift-boated Americans in 2004 into believing that Mr. Kerry, who went to war, was a coward and Mr. Bush, who stayed home, was a hero.

It’s not the least bit surprising or objectionable that Mr. Bush would hit the trail hard at this point, trying to salvage his party’s control of Congress and, by extension, his last two years in office. And we’re not naïve enough to believe that either party has been running a positive campaign that focuses on the issues.

But when candidates for lower office make their opponents out to be friends of Osama bin Laden, or try to turn a minor gaffe into a near felony, that’s just depressing. When the president of the United States gleefully bathes in the muck to divide Americans into those who love their country and those who don’t, it is destructive to the fabric of the nation he is supposed to be leading.

This is hardly the first time that Mr. Bush has played the politics of fear, anger and division; if he’s ever missed a chance to wave the bloody flag of 9/11, we can’t think of when. But Mr. Bush’s latest outbursts go way beyond that. They leave us wondering whether this president will ever be willing or able to make room for bipartisanship, compromise and statesmanship in the two years he has left in office.

Mightn't George W. Bush have more important things to do, as Commander In Chief these days, than Stump-Campaigning in OTHER PEOPLE'S ELECTIONS?

Same with Deputy Dick, whose brilliant idea it was... to occupy Iraq. They should probably leave the midterm-election, opposition-party smearing & slandering to stooges like crock-jock Rush Limbaugh, et. al.;
You know, people who don't have
any foreign-civil-wars to manage...
Or other fires to pour gasoline on, Herb.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Senator John Kerry Misspeaks, Says Something Stupid. Outrage?

GEORGE W. BUSH: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." [Washington DC, August 5th, 2004]