Friday, July 28, 2006

RUINING AMERICA HAS TAKEN A LOT OF "HARD WORK"

Ruining the whole country ain't easy, damnit! Bush and President Cheney work 24/7.
(Sometimes...)
That's: "up to" twenty-four hours a week, and seven days each month. Maybe Bush should take the entire month of August off, as a vacation. (Maybe head to the ranch, cut some brush?) Oh, he's already planning that... again. Huh... Hmph! Well. "Hard work," indeed, Herb.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

The Wilsons Are Suing Cheney, Rove, Libby (et. al.)

PRAISE JESUS:
WASHINGTON - The (undercover) CIA officer whose identity was leaked (for spite) to reporters sued Vice President Dick Cheney, his former top aide, and presidential adviser Karl Rove on Thursday, accusing them and other White House officials of conspiring to destroy her career...
Amen brother, Herb.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Dick Cheney & His "NeoCons" MADE AMERICA LOOK WEAK!

In just five short years! Thanks guys...
"I kicka sand in you-face, Kick Cheney!
How comma you looksa so-weak?
I-ah stwong now?
"

Two words: "I-rack," Herb.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy Birthday, America! (You drunk old coot!)

Happy Independence Day. Don't get burned:Be safe, Herb.

Monday, July 03, 2006

MOVING. ...Sucks! ...Please, Pardon Our Progress

We found out thru our Research Dept. that the leasing co. from which we've been leasing office-space was owned (secretly) by a subsidiary-offshore "parent co.," which, in turn, is itself owned by a (blind) subsidiary of the Carlyle Group.

Obviously, we didn't want any busy-ness wit' those bastards! So we're moving!
IT SUCKS, MOVING...
Pedro disappeared(?). Plus, Hefe got deported. [guilty.] So we're shorthanded, and it's a BITCH! 'Personally collapsed from heat-exhaustion, thrice! Slow postin' here for awhile yet. Please enjoy our news-banners to the right, Herb.